February 2012
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January 2012
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“It’s not Harvard, or Yale, or Princeton, or MIT, but Cornell’s not bad. It’s not bad.” — Max Braverman’s finest moment yet on Parenthood
francescastabile asked: will you guys do a power ranking for gilmore girls??
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And that concludes this week's Parenthood live...
Coming soon: the first ever Parenthood Power Ranking
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Parenthood live blog pt. 19
Mark is a pretty cool guy actually. He says cool things. But he has an ol’ granny bed.
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Parenthood live blog pt. 17
REALLY IMPORTANT, PRESSING QUESTION:
WHAT HAPPENED TO MEGA-HOOTS? Where has she gone?
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Parenthood live blog pt. 16
Is “railing” a euphemism for sex? We’re pretty sure it is.
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Parenthood live blog pt. 15
This episode is severely lacking in Jabbar. Normally we would’ve made at least 5 jokes about possible deaths he could have endured during the course of the episode.
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Parenthood live blog pt. 14
Crosby is a baby. But not the cool kind!
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Parenthood live blog pt. 13
What if the entire cast of Parenthood had beards, though? Like really long mountain man beards? Or strange, Civil War-era sideburns and mutton chops?
We would also settle for just Jabar having a really big Bill Walton beard.
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Parenthood live blog pt. 12
“Calcification” is a horrible nickname for Cal. C’mon Adam!
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Parenthood live blog pt. 11
Mark is a fucking liar.
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Parenthood live blog pt. 10
Mark’s a fucking idiot. Also, we spent $28 on Mucinex today. What the fuck.
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Parenthood live blog pt. 9
Crosby just put out a hit on Sam Pancake. This funky cello playing girl is totally going to knife the fuck out of him.
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Parenthood live blog pt. 7
Adam ruins everything. Again.
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Parenthood live blog pt. 6
Mae Whitman’s high school mascot was the Rough Riders. We smell a DMX cameo. And possible rap battle.
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!!!
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Parenthood live blog pt. 5
Fuck the Bruins!!!
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Parenthood Live Blog pt. 4
He’s the make up artist!!! He might also be Jason (the “you’re cwazy” kid) traveled back from the future to protect Crosby.
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Parenthood Live Blog Pt. 1
One scene in Mae Whitman’s already cutin’ up the place.
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Parenthood live blog pt. 3
WHO IS SAM PANCAKE?!!!
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Parenthood live blog pt. 2
If we were writing this episode, the next 55 minutes would just be Adam shredding wicked guitar solos.
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RE: At the Drive-In Reuniting
Once the show’s announced there are two things to do:
1. Steal a car.
2. GO.
SHAKE THEM ROCKS! SHAKE THEM ROCKX! SHAKE THEM WROX!
*end transcription*
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The chosen one is born.
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August 2011
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Mirrored Hologram Sunglasses Idea List
1) Left lens: American flag. Right lens: Soviet flag. 2) “An American flag on one lens, with a unicorn pooping towards the other lens.” 3) George H.W. Bush on one side, makin’ eyes at George W. Bush on the other side 4) The international hand motion for “doin’ it”—one side has the penis hand sign, the other has the vagina. 5) DOUBLE ROBOCOPS. ROBOCOP...
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LIST: MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELORS OF ATLANTIC AVENUE
1 (Tie). Pedro Aloysius von Hood
1 (Tie). “Sir” Arthur Conan Zebulon
GET AT THIS LAYDEEZ
June 2011
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what up esses.
We just bought a cat. We named it ‘Gertrude the Dog.’
PS: Our castle keeps fallin’ down. Hence: no updates when yer rebuildin’ a castle. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[George Lopez voice]
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Slow dance forever. By ourselves. Or something.
And “Back That Azz Up.”
All we want is Petey Pablo. Always and forever.
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Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Breckin Meyer are Adorable →
MPG: Well, there was a lot of other stuff that was said before you actually came in the room. I don’t know if you were aware of that. We had a lot of long-winded discussions about you, your career, things that you’ve been on.
BM: Did you? Really?
MPG: I could talk about that.
BM: No, it’s like: long story, short Breckin.
MPG: That’s what you heard? See, that’s you, though.
BM: I know....
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Dispatches from the Spam folder at Fudd HQ
We’ve just received a very nice message from a young gentleman named “Jarvis Castro.”
He sounds awesome.
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New York Times Gives 'Franklin & Bash' Rave... →
The Gray Lady gives the Official Television Show of Fudd HQ a white-hot, 5 star review. Comparisons to Citizen Kane, Dostoyevsky, Albert Ayler, and Jean Miro are all bandied about.
CHECK IT OUT.
May 2011
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Presented without comment
Uday [Hussein] opened accounts with Yahoo! and MSN Messenger, which created controversy when the accounts violated U.S. trade sanctions against Iraq. Uday also amassed a large video collection, found in his palace in 2003, much of which featured himself in both public and private situations, but which also included three copies of the family comedy film Air Bud.